Looking for a Friend with Borderpolar and Social Anxiety

Anyone want a 30 y/o friend that has borderpolar (mostly hypomania/identity issues), social anxiety + socially awkward, doesn’t know how to keep a convo going, has low self esteem, probably won’t text back bc I’m scared you’ll be nice and I won’t know what to say, but also will be there if you’re in a bad situation, am a good friend to tell anything to and actually be heard, someone to send a pic of your outfit to and say “should I wear this today?” Or 3,000 pics of your dog to. I have good friend qualities- just wanna throw the bad ones out first so you aren’t disappointed! Hi!