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Jomary

362d

Hey there folks. How are you doing? Feeling a low. Thought someone could tell me something funny. what's news?

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    • dolphinblues

      355d

      We just got a kitten about a week ago. He is the funniest to watch play. If there isn't a rug or carpet for traction, he slips and slides all over. He runs so fast that when he tries to stop, his behind sling shots, and he slides backwards. 😆

    • dolphinblues

      355d

      We just got a kitten about a week ago. He is the funniest to watch play. If there isn't a rug or carpet for traction, he slips and slides all over. He runs so fast that when he tries to stop, his behind sling shots, and he slides backwards. 😆

    • Tini

      360d

      Idk if you like cats but i saw an orange and black cat walking together side by side 🥹

    • DogWhisperer

      362d

      I wanna know the answers to these jokes lol

    • DogWhisperer

      362d

      My love life is pretty haha non existent to be exact lmfao...on a more serious note, funny is my Chihuahua/Terrier. His name is Crowley. When you use those little laser pens that usually cats chase ffs god im dying just writing this and snorting while laughing hahaha anyways, he goes beserk!! Head shaking to the movement of the light and twisting, jumping, biting at the floor, going absolutely insane, crazy over this stupid red light thats crawling all over the freaking floor hahahaha. God almighty he's a trip. Hope this made you laugh. Probably made you pee your pants a bit. I know it bout did me watching him, god lol my stomach hurt so bad from laughing ❤️

    • DragonflyHKD

      362d

      I have more of a warm and fuzzy piece of news (literally)? We adopted 4 young female rats and one was accidentally pregnant, oops! We handled the babies regularly since they were a few days old so they're extremely friendly. Since we have plenty of space, we were able to keep all 6 of her babies, mom and the aunties. We're introducing the female babies to aunties in about a week when they're old enough. The males had to be separated for obvious reasons but their home is next to mama and sisters who are all still together so their little family gets to stick together with us. They are all so cute and sweet, I wish I could post photos for you if you're into cute baby animal photos. They're all gray and white like mama in various patterns.

    • hydroepilepic21

      362d

      My dog runs around the yard like someone gave her caffine.

    • dolphinblues

      362d

      Why couldn't the pirate watch a movie in the theater?

      • dolphinblues

        362d

        @dolphinblues Because it was rated aRgh!

    • faerywyrm

      362d

      What do they call Australian boxers?

      • faerywyrm

        362d

        @faerywyrm Down underwear

    • Bean69

      362d

      What Do They Do With Bad Rainbows

      • Bean69

        362d

        @Bean69 Don’t Worry It’s A Light Sentence

        • dolphinblues

          360d

          @Bean69 😆

      • Bean69

        362d

        @Bean69 They Inprism Them

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