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Hey there folks. How are you doing? Feeling a low. Thought someone could tell me something funny. what's news?
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We just got a kitten about a week ago. He is the funniest to watch play. If there isn't a rug or carpet for traction, he slips and slides all over. He runs so fast that when he tries to stop, his behind sling shots, and he slides backwards. 😆
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Idk if you like cats but i saw an orange and black cat walking together side by side 🥹
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I wanna know the answers to these jokes lol
My love life is pretty haha non existent to be exact lmfao...on a more serious note, funny is my Chihuahua/Terrier. His name is Crowley. When you use those little laser pens that usually cats chase ffs god im dying just writing this and snorting while laughing hahaha anyways, he goes beserk!! Head shaking to the movement of the light and twisting, jumping, biting at the floor, going absolutely insane, crazy over this stupid red light thats crawling all over the freaking floor hahahaha. God almighty he's a trip. Hope this made you laugh. Probably made you pee your pants a bit. I know it bout did me watching him, god lol my stomach hurt so bad from laughing ❤️
I have more of a warm and fuzzy piece of news (literally)? We adopted 4 young female rats and one was accidentally pregnant, oops! We handled the babies regularly since they were a few days old so they're extremely friendly. Since we have plenty of space, we were able to keep all 6 of her babies, mom and the aunties. We're introducing the female babies to aunties in about a week when they're old enough. The males had to be separated for obvious reasons but their home is next to mama and sisters who are all still together so their little family gets to stick together with us. They are all so cute and sweet, I wish I could post photos for you if you're into cute baby animal photos. They're all gray and white like mama in various patterns.
My dog runs around the yard like someone gave her caffine.
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