kindofworried

265d

My best friend of 5 years passed away less than a month ago. I'm hoping to find some new friends since I have really bad agoraphobia and struggle to make real life friends. Please tell me your favorite joke, I could use some cheering up

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  • Plutos

    265d

    Not a joke but i went to the park today and saw an older guy feeding squirrels and there were like 12 of them it was so cool they were so happy

    • kindofworried

      265d

      aww that sounds super wholesome!

  • Jewelz

    265d

    I’m so sorry for your loss. I struggle to make real life friends too because of social anxiety and my physical health being limiting. I’m not the best at jokes but here’s a few and maybe you might like one: “I hear tea helps with anxiety” *fills a pot with water and 5 whole boxes worth of tea bags* I invented a new word! Plagiarism Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble tiles on the road I asked him, “what’s the word of the street” Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toad Okay so they all seem pretty lame reading them back but I tried, haha

  • kindofworried

    265d

    omg i love them all especially the kleptomaniac and toad ones!! thank you so much for making me laugh, do you want to be friends? i have no idea how people do this lol but we're 81% alike so that must count for something?

  • Swancov

    265d

    I appreciate your openness and ability to communicate. Oo a joke- ' my wife is going to be pissed I used her vehicle to clean mine' (a man is seen using a broom to sweep snow off car)

    • kindofworried

      264d

      aw haha that's really funny!!

  • GoodGrrlKitten

    264d

    ✋❤️ Hi, Friend. I don't tell jokes well AT ALL, but wanted to stop in and just send you support and solidarity.

    • kindofworried

      264d

      i really appreciate that, thank you so much

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