I’m so sorry for your loss. I struggle to make real life friends too because of social anxiety and my physical health being limiting. I’m not the best at jokes but here’s a few and maybe you might like one: “I hear tea helps with anxiety” *fills a pot with water and 5 whole boxes worth of tea bags* I invented a new word! Plagiarism Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble tiles on the road I asked him, “what’s the word of the street” Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toad Okay so they all seem pretty lame reading them back but I tried, haha

omg i love them all especially the kleptomaniac and toad ones!! thank you so much for making me laugh, do you want to be friends? i have no idea how people do this lol but we're 81% alike so that must count for something?