Surprising Fact About Me

People are often surprised to find out I sing in a chorus

at rehab i would write fake love letters to this girl and she never found out it was me. i’m in love with with her but she is straight. when i got out of rehab i stalked her and ended up flirting with her brother. i only flirted with him to try to get to her. he ended up falling in love with me and i blocked both of them and haven’t spoken to anyone from that facility since.🥳

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I'm asexual. When I tried to come out to my mom, she completely dismissed it. Makes me afraid to tell my dad

I was diagnosed with brain tumor but freaking out lived it doctors so called said I had less than 3 weeks to live, now that was when I was 13 now 33 , though at times wished it did because life atm has no meaning to it for me

I'm tall I'm assuming I'm Asian at 5'11 though I really don't see much Asians that tall unless if I haven't been or seen anymore, though I hate it because I have joint & back pain.

I was diagnosed with stage 3 breast cancer at 24 years old. Been in remission for 7 years now. ❤️🤗

1. I can speak over 12 languages 2. I have lived in 10+ houses in 20 years 3. I have 112 different scars

I can move my ears & my hair without shacking my head lols

Everyone always thinks I'm so good at what I do in university and thinks it comes to me so easily. They have no idea the work I put in behind the scenes to even show up to lectures

I like magic and anything having to do with spirituality. (The supernatural, tarot readings, psychics). I like to believe that it's possible for it to be valid and to exist. I would like to dab a bit into the magical and spiritual world myself sometimes. It makes me feel powerful and in control. I like to mix it up with psychology and philosophy. Anything is possible if you ask me.

Sometimes I imagine having kids with Justin Bieber and Chris Brown I also want biological kids and adopted I really believe John Edward a Puerto Rican tall like 6ft plus tall man is my God given husband but I believe he is already married with kids.

Sometimes I feel like I'm in between disabled and abled communities. On my good days, I'm able to be very active for a couple hours (it's still quite painful though). Testing for my 2nd degree black belt very soon, I'm an occasional hiker and I go to the gym when I can. People see that and they think I'm fine. What they don't see are the dozens of medications and supplements I need to take (35 last I counted - both multiple times a day or as needed meds), the amount of prep it takes for me to do these things and how exhausted I am afterwards. Most people also don't see me on bad days when I can't walk without my cane or walker and can barely get out of bed.

That i have schizophrenia everyone sees me and they don’t believe me cause i dont have the paronoid kind

That I have ASD and ADHD. "But you don't look/act __!" Because my mask is so glued to my face that I don't know who I am :')

I wouldn't be alive today if my late dad hadn't saved my life when I was about 18 months old.

People are often surprised that I have had the issues that I have had and survived

Most people do not know I have an associates degree in network administration and knowledge of cyber security! I am also currently working on my bachelor's in business administration degree.

I was a fencer, I fenced foil for around 20 years and was chosen yo fence for the RAF in 1981.

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I take more psych meds than most of my clients and experience more active symptoms. I work in mental health with people with varying forms of psychosis (MDD, BP, BPD Schizophrenia/Schizoaffective disorders) and I am also plagued with multiple mental health disorders. But am insightful enough to know what’s wrong and can identify the warning signs but also able to convince myself it isn’t as serious as it obviously is.

Despite being extremely self aware and open about my thoughts, patterns, conditions, etc from years of therapy I'm still extremely insecure to the point of isolation. But when most people see me, they see someone who is smiley, talkative, outgoing, and engaging.

I’m 48 years old and STILL don’t have a drivers license nor do I know how to drive.

I'm terrified of elevators and aeroplanes (because they're big elevators) so have been climbing stairs on crutches for 12 years and when I'm in too much pain to use my crutches, I go up and down on my bum or sleep on the floor downstairs.

That I am part of a did system, so surprising it surprised me! (Though it's a self diagnosis) we don't often switch who is fronting 🧊🫘

I have facet arthritis. And can't walk for long periods at a time or a burning pain/ needles will go down my lower back and to my lower legs and make me fall. So I use a motorized scooter in Walmart sometimes. Everyone looks at me funny. Thinking I'm taking advantage of the little carts but it's really my arthritis. 🫣🫣😥

I was cleared to drive again 4 months ago.

I can't drive 😭, I should have gotten my licence like over a year ago

I can make lots of tongue shapes, I can voice multiple characters, and am a very good singer

My family treats me different bc I don’t have kids and can’t have kids but I was first kid married. So I basically distance myself.

I was homeschooled for most of my life and never went to public school. I have social anxiety really bad and most people say they can’t tell. They don’t think I seem like “an awkward homeschooler”

I was born and raised in Hawaii-- and can't swim!

I have an identical twin who is the bestest bestiiiieeeeee 😁

I wanted to be a pilot. I hot diagnosed with my conditions as part of my final medical before getting my licence. I'm now an auditor :(

I have fibromyalgia, do jui jitsu, and rock climb 💪🏼😎 After years of PT I'm back at it. (Then I'm crazy symptomatic but worth it😌)

I have horrible self esteem because my older sister was abusive. I tried to fix how I saw myself through hypnosis and it never work and only created more issues for myself. It's something I'm actively trying to fix right now. I've never told this to anyone. It's been my longest kept secret.

I feel like an imposter even though I'm on SSDI and in constant pain, because I don't look sick. I'm judging myself. I'm awful.

Just how much I know. People tend to underestimate me because of my anxiety but it gives the perfect opportunity to observe and learn

I used to be a foil fencing instructor and fenced for the air force. Now I cannot stand for more than 5 minutes.

People constantly tell me I'm too young to be sick and it DRIVES ME NUTS because I wish my body agreed.

I am constantly in so much unbearable pain, but because I can't get a diagnosis I have to work like nothing is wrong. Even though I use a cane and/or forearm crutches outside of work, and need a wheelchair but can't get one because they're expensive and I can't get a diagnosis

People are often surprised when I say I have ME/CFS when I'm a nursing student

I'm a conpulsive liar. But my dad is hot

I used to ride for British Showjumping and started riding when I was 6

Most people I meet are surprised when I tell them I'm autistic..

im autistic….. and pretty and have a degree. You can imagine how many “are you really?” i get…. 😞

People tell me I’m still a lot smarter than most, but I feel like a moron.

I'm 20 going on 21 and I'm just getting my license this month.

Im actually smart, though, I dont show it enough

I only learned to ride a bike this year (22) with help of my bf. I was really scared and embarrassed but now I can ride a bike!! 🚲

I have to pretend to be happy at school so I don’t ruin the mood for everyone.

I always felt like I was different from others and didn't know why. Now I know its because I was Neurodivergant.

That I have adhd. Undiagnosed for ages I'm now 34 just diagnosed and I'm a nurse.

The fact I have depression, people are surprised cause I seem so happy all the time

My first, late husband was an elephant trainer and I went on a circus with him for a time. This was before kids, of course.

I just want to feel like someone actually cares for me and is actually there for me

My eyes change colour WITHOUT contacts

It’s not medical related, but I can play the recorder with my nose. XD it’s just a fun fact about myself!

I have awful anxiety due to autism and ADHD but no one noticed because I smile and mask so well 😅 I always get told I don't look anxious even people who have known me years struggle to notice when I'm anxious Also No one notices when I'm in pain as I don't express it well it easily or maybe I just express it wrong but with fibromyalgia I'm always in pain no one notices it though even when I say I'm in pain they think it's a little pain They don't know I've been doing chores and functioning with a almost two week migraine and gradual spreading nerve pain (I'm in flare up ATM)

I understand completely because I was raised to hide anything negative

I'm a horrible person...like deep down I know it but I was raised to put on the best face but it's just a mask that hides who I really am.

I don't actually listen to music 🤷‍♂️ that one always surprises people and makes them stop and ask why. I occasionally look up a particular song that floats into my head for the lyrics but otherwise I just don't feel compelled to listen to things 24/7 and can even get headaches because I can't get it out of my head (I think it's related to my adhd favoring aural input and repeating it over itself in a feedback loop in my subconscious)

I have a crippling injury to my low back and am afraid that the next time I fall on the ice will be the last time I'll be independent.

I’m not sure…the only thing that comes to mind is my age. I’m 39, about to turn 40 in 6 months. But everyone thinks I’m 10-15 yrs younger than I really am. I’ve even had guys approach me on social media after just seeing my photo and them not knowing my age assume I was in my 20s. When they figured out I was much older. They got angry at me. Which is crazy because I never represented myself as any specific age. After having that happen quite a few times. I’ve now started telling people my age right away.

I struggle to recall day to day facts but ask me about obscure rules from tabletop role play games back in editions long past and I can reel them off no problem.

I dont follow "normal" when things are wrong.

I don't have a bellybutton

People gush about my intelligence but I feel like a moron most of the time. Imposter Syndrome or great at bullshit?

I didn't realize I have been a perfectionist my whole life but during college I became depressed because I couldn't live up to my own standards so I kepted quitting. I watched a seminar a few weeks ago and it made me feel so seen, I'm a recovering perfectionist and I'm going to do a medium job at it lol

I just gave myself early valentines presents

I hate being asked what my gender is.....I don't see myself as female or male.....on forms there's never a I don't know answer lol

I'll go with a small one for now. People think I'm twelve because I'm 4'11 and have a supposed baby face. However, I'm 20 and people judge my boyfriend because they think he's dating a child. (He's 6'3 but a year younger than me.)

I’m legally blind and own a small business!

I've had 5 miscarriages in the last 2 yrs (using multiple forms of contraception and rarely having sex)

Best friend die in my arms 😥

People have no idea I love country music and watching cartoons

I have a little blue birthmark.

I've always been known for being smiley and happy but I struggled with suicide when I was young... No one knew.

I don't like being touched often for someone who's love style is physical affection.

I love extreme weather, but I don't like to open up to people about it. I've worked with people who have PTSD from 1974. Within the past few years extreme events are hitting closer to home so I just wait for someone else to open up to me before I get excited.

If I wasn't sick I would be a model and art teacher.

I'm chronically ill and I suffer with depression.. I've sadly gotten too good at hiding it..

I was a qualified scuba instructor

i age regress to about 5 & even when i’m not regressed, i’m very engaged with childlike things & behaviours

1 I get travel sick at the front of the bus not the back of the bus (I love buses)but at the back of the car I get travel sick but not at the front of the car 2 im afraid of spiders when there dead but love them when there alive and I’m not afraid 3 when I’m drunk instead of well making me stupid it makes me sleepy 4 I often use rum to put myself to sleep and when I need to puke I use it to and it helps

I’m fine on the outside but a car smash inside

I was an unexpected child. So I was raised by my grandparents. They tought me everything. They taught me art, which is my current career path. My parents always tried to have me go into something else or have a different hobby. But now I make a good living off of it, and don't really talk to them anymore. And they constantly try to put me down.

I am slowly turning into a transgender male

All I can think about is killing myself

I auditioned for America's got Talent and the Voice.

same here, high performer at work,well liked . But can't talk to the few friends I have .. lol

When I tell people about my bipolar before I was medicated. I was diagnosed young and treated you so everyone except some family has never seen my violent and aggressive manic side because I now try so hard to live exactly the opposite. I'm overly nice and gentle. It's almost like people have trouble comprehending that I could ever be that way. Medication WORKS.

I miss my job like crazy, it made me so happy. Now i fight suicidal thoughts dailÿ

I'm autistic. And no one believes it because I am well-spoken and make eye contact.

I'm ambidextrous sorta. Some things I can only do with one hand like writing or holding a bb gun. But most everything else I can easily switch.

I'm terrified of having a child with my chronic issues. But at the same time, I want one.

People normally leave me when they see me break down...

I suffer chronic anxiety and just finished a post grad in CBT THERAPY 🙌

I have functional depression. But people don't believe me when I tell them because I mask it pretty well.

I'm not neuro-typical

Probably that I'm very self conscious, because I come across and confident

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Im a streamer on Twitch

I'm terrified I don't have a real personality, scared I have just combined others.

I'm 5 years clean off crystal meth and a convicted felon 4 times.

I mask & function well socially because I am afraid of what will happen and what people will think of me if I am my natural self. And, I always regret having masked because putting up an outgoing/extroverted façade is exhausting.

My extream ego like when someone trys to attack me and then i send something like sonic saying that sure is intressting but i dont care oh how that infureates them

A lot of people think I am a B*%@! Because when they first see me I have the resting b*%@! Face. I am probably one of the nicest people they could meet. One good thing about it is that a lot of people will not come up to me because they think that! So I am not crowded with people! Haha

Big projects are run by very average seeming people like me. #girlboss

I was selective mute as a kid. Unsure if it was anxiety or autism that caused that.

I walk on my tippytoes everywhere. No matter what. Its so muh comfier and quiet. I hate footstep sounds. I scare people a lot cuz i dont have heavy steps. I dont dot my i's. I LOVE ALGEBRA. I have heterchromia but its from sterling blue and sterling green so theres a very small difference in my eyes. But its there. I have tinnitus and will go deaf sometimes for hours on end. My guilty pleasure is stupid black graphic ts. They are my fave.

I was born with Bladder Exstrophy and downloaded this app to find my alike, only to find out that no one else had this rare medical condition. It even surprised the search bar! 😂🤧

I'm terrified of losing dexterity in my hands to arthritis

I wish my disabilities weren't invisible to strangers so that I wouldn't be treated like just a weird lazy person

My mental health is getting so bad that I’m looking into different ways to self medicate, because my doctors don’t listen to me. And it’s gets so dark I’m trying my best to stay alive so I’ll do what it takes. Because I have goals to hit.

That I am an introvert. I put a mask on my face and pretend to be different because extroverts have it easier, but I am so tired of it...

I love to cook but baking soothes my soul! I love, love, love my Tarot!

i really like making things

Some people are very surprised that Im autistic cuz Im so smart and I hide it very well

I have a blue birthmark and a chronic cough.

That I'm depressed 😂

I have to listen to loud music when I go outside as I feel people are judging me and starring at me I feel really uncomfortable and I need to block it all out it's even more worse in Spain it's my favorite holiday destination but I get long stares it makes me feel discussting and ugly.

Well,I'm actually pretty bad at trusting people. I'm pretty open about myself so people see that as trust, but honestly I don't think I can truly say I feel safe around most people.

I'm very autistic with adhd, no one seems to believe me but what they don't realize is I act very, very different when im alone and not masking. having chronic pain on top of that makes it even worse because people especially don't believe you're in pain when you've learned how to not react to it from being desensitized.

I'm a freak, autistic, and allergic to eggs. That all surprises people. I'm not open about my sexuality or gender

when I tell you I had to check if I wrote this comment rq, I'm not even kidding. 🥲🤚🏻 same bruh. She used mental hospitals as punishments and all she had to do was start a physical fight and tell the police I had bipolar (misdiagnosed at the time [bpd now] because she wouldn't allow me to be alone with my psychiatrist and if they didn't allow that she'd find me a new one)

I know how to butcher chickens and professional unicorn handler!

Even though my mum will recognise sometimes I am in too much pain to walk and when I still lived with her would send me back to bed for bedrest she simultaneously refuses to acknowledge I am disabled

I went down a steep hill on a normal bike, and then fileted my left lower leg, as I put all my weight on my leg, still going down with no padding just shorts on, and I skid all the way down to the bottom of the hill, where I got up and just walked to my house, blood all over the asphalt, plus skin, rock lodged in my knee to this day, and we went to the er which it was a huge scab till it finally healed after a couple months

I have anxiety, but also ADHD, which seems to cancel out the anxiety at times, which is why I can be such a social butterfly. Working retail for 11 years helped, too 😊

I'm 29 and only have my permit to drive. I'm horrified of driving alone or even being in a car in general 🥺

Even though everyone sees me as put together and strong most days I fall apart at night.

Im actually not so innocent…. 😂

I can solve a Rubik's cube in less than a minute 🤓

I'm 29 and I'm pretty sure I have ED...

I am always in some sort of pain whether that be emotional, physical or mental.

Can't speak in front of large groups but can sing karaoke in front of anyone!

I have a 9 year old

The original, ‘40 yr old virgin’. I think you owe me some money Steve Carell.

I seem chill on the outside but in reality I'm 12 idiots trying to pilot a meat suit and failing miserably

I have a very very dark, pessimistic brain - you wouldn’t know it till I let you know it because my masking personality is cheerful and bubbly

I have 2 kids. I don't think anyone was expecting that.

I'm kind and timid, so people are always surprised to find out I'm a metalhead. And I don't mean Metallica. They're not hard enough for me. I listen to bands like Architects and Nothing More.

I failed NoNutNovember 😥

A secret I have is I be feeling secretive like there are things I’d like to keep to myself but I also value having knowledge and knowing secrets idk ewie also I’m so into my birth chart and horoscope and HOODOO and actually having a practice and valuing my spirituality rather than the specific religion but a specific practice has helped me many sending love to all

Putting myself out there with this one but... I'm one of *those* True Crime fans. If you know, you know.

I stayed friends with the person that rejected me, because I'm too much. I valued his presence in my life over me getting continously hurt he doesn't know its been 4 years still love him 🙄😳🥴

I'm too gullible sometimes and I give people the benefit of the doubt but I get hurt in the end.

That I can't lie. I look rough and was a chronic liar as a kid, now as an adult due to trauma I cant lie and let it sit for more than a few seconds before admitting to it

On the outside, I seem like an Asian genius—I got into college at 14 and get As in all my classes, and I’m a teaching assistant for a senior capstone program… But I’ve been through so much trauma, I had to take a gap year to be in treatment for my ED, and struggle with depression, anxiety, PTSD, and body dysmorphia everyday, not to mention having very fragile health. You never know what someone is struggling with on the inside.

I have a muscle connected from my jaw to the top of my left eyelid that causes it to move up and down when I eat or yawn. It’s embarrassing and annoying when children stare at me

I can sing but only a few have ever really heard

I have no ability to taste sour

Something in me feels off…but I have yet to figure out what exactly that is

I’ve done all my tattoos myself except for one, I think I have maybe 20 sum nd counting!!

I have over 10 tattoos & im not done yet!

I have SVT and an extra valve in my heart!

People look at me and see a slim person. Very much so. They don’t see the fact my heart rate going up a mere 10 bpm alone can put me into calorie burn mode. My “eating disorder” is actually my sympathetic system going overboard. Yes. I have gained a good aversion over the last 13 years of this …. But no I DO wanna be heavier. I DO! 51 years old and 99 lbs is really uncomfy! That’s my dirty little secret. If I get excited (and eating amps me up!) i lose weight. It’s probably gonna kill me. But now at least the Fitbit helps me explain it. 😥

I spend most of my time online presenting as female. I'm honest about it with online acquaintances, but most people I know irl have no idea.

I was in a folk band

I’m asexual

I actually have a giant you know what. The girls in high-school found out and then they all wanted to see it. As you can guess I was pretty popular for awhile and had many encounters.

I look like I'm about 12-15, depending on the day. I'm in my 20s. They don't expect me to have the skills or knowledge I have.

When my bipolar was severely untreated I was dangerously violent towards myself and others. I was young but I had to be restrained often and spent a lot of my days blacked out. Since I've been properly medicated I've spent all of my time becoming the exact opposite of that because I hated that person and that I hurt the people I loved and it's made me turn so strongly away from violence. I couldn't hurt a fly in my right mind. No one ever picked fights with me in school because I never put out that kind of energy and im just an overly nice gentle human being. Lots of people that know me today would never believe I used to physically hurt people and still would if my mania ever got that out of control again.

I was born four months premature and was one pound two ounces and was on a breathing machine until I was one

I'm very very religious and conservative in my beliefs. Unexpected because I frequently struggle with sex and drugs and can be shocking enough to make a biker blush. My Bipolar 1 created 2 completely different personalities.

The thing about me that surprises people is that I’m allergic to chocolate. I haven’t had any since I was 14 (I’m 54 now.) I really don’t miss it.

I can't snap my fingers

that i have hearing problems lol

All of my disabilities appeared after having long COVID. I also got the job of my dreams at the same time. So I've been thrown into a lot at once. I feel like I want to put my best foot forward at my job but I'm physically the worst I've ever been in my life I JUST had all of these disabilities pop up and don't know how to take care of myself with them yet.

i have a disorder that i cannot get officially diagnosed with. this is just referring to my c-ptsd, as in america it is not considered an official diagnosis, but my therapist said that she would diagnose me with it if she could

I used to have long hair. Context, a few years ago (like 2) I have long hair and this was around when I was transitioning, and I figured out "Hey, short hair is comfortable" and now I'm missing 3/4 of it (buzzed off)

I'm an ordained minister

That i struggle with mental health on the level that I do for as long as I have.

That I’m autism-camouflaging in any social situation, even through text messages. Even with friends and family I’ve known almost my whole life. Even with my closest friends who understand it and/or experience it themselves. Even when I’m alone with nothing but my own thoughts.

I’m one of those people who look like everything is going well in my life and that everything goes my way. If they only knew how miserable I feel. It’s not that my life isn’t going well, it’s the fact I’m still miserable with me being “successful.”

I feel like an alien trying very hard at being human, but not understanding my body or my brain or feelings. It’s lonely.

i almost died about a year ago... i haven't been the same since

That I have depression when I seen really happy on the outside

That I have no friends and that I hate being sociable

Despite having an IQ of 131 I can't hold or even get a job because I am autistic. Just cause Im verbal or don't need help doing basic things doesn't mean I'm high functioning or whatever when it comes to my complicated aspects of life

I am borderline autistic and have low self esteem

i don't think most people know what's going on in my mind and body, but that's a pretty common chronic illness thing. i also generally look enough like a punk to be suspicious, especially to older people, but not enough to be cool. ::p no piercings other than ears, a small simple tattoo on my wrist, hair that hasn't been cut or dyed in 6+ months. sometimes don't have eyebrows, fairly visibly queer (though i guess i "male fail" with a mask). i don't usually bother with makeup anymore. but i have looked enough like a "freak" that i've been mistreated by doctors and strangers in public alike. people act like the ways i decorate myself are for attention, but i could really not give a single fuck about the attention and generally do not want it (beyond encouraging others to question their normal). i just put things on me that are comfortable or i enjoy. people don't like that. i guess my deeper secrets are that i spend around 40% of my time as an alternate personality (but not really an alter - my plurality is very ambiguous despite our distinctly different personalities). that personality is one of an animal who has the mentality of a child, speaks in a toddler-like voice, shouts (indoor voice) a lot, etc. it's a sharp contrast to my generally very serious, verbose, analytical self, and i try and suppress it in public - i get enough hate for being a disabled, queer, alternative young person! and enough people vehemently and blindly hate child regressors - much less childplay, or plurals, or otherkin, or furries, or anything similar to what that personality appears to be - that i'm terrified expressing it here as well, as if it's some sort of mar on my comment history and no one will ever take my advice seriously again. it was something i tried to hide from even my ex-roommate, one of four people in my close-knit friend group that is comprised of me, my partner, my best friend, and them. it's something i never remember to bring up in therapy, much less have the courage to. really the only person who's aware of it is my partner, and they're the only one i've known to really accept it either. (i often wonder if they are secretly only accepting of it on the outside, and play along only for the laugh.) that's the big thing people don't know and would be shocked to hear. even if i could tell people, i have no context to explain it in. i could just call it a facet of my ptsd but it's atypical enough in its presentation that it begs more explanation. some would just flat out disagree. and i feel that it's more important to me and my identity than "just a symptom". and i have no people to tell, because i intentionally distance myself. i don't have friends outside of my little group. i have one other social group - some people from an old offline group who i still haven't fucked up enough with to be kicked out - but i can hardly even talk about being disabled there, much less the strangest workings of my traumatised mind. tldr i have an alternate child-animal personality who is unknown to all but my partner. my trauma refuses to let me relate to anyone similar, even if i could find them.

I'm so used to being hated, I never recognize when someone loves me. I haven't had a real relationship....EVER. 🤷🏿‍♀️

That i know how to play 4 different instruments well

Some people get supersized when I say I have ADHD or anything else for that matter 🤣

my emetophobia stems from being forced to vomit with ipecac when i was 2 years old after i got into a bottle of grape tylenol chews thinking it was candy

I value the lives of my pets over those of human strangers

I love to play video games.

I know how to ride unicycle, but I quit because of strong associations between that and my abusive father. Technically I quit because of a fight he and I had about it- his expectations were too high and he didn't like that I wanted to ride a bike at the campgrounds because of the gravel 🙄 Anyways I got over the fight but I still don't ride often because of the connections to him.

I seem like a really good person but I’ve done some crazy things due to being depressed.

I have an odd talent at axe throwing, no one expects that because I'm kinda small. Haha

I am very caring but not a lot of people can see that but when they do they take it for granted

I'm surprisingly flexible despite my pain issues and my leg issues, but my flexibility is part of why I hurt so much. When I was able to go to a physical therapist for a little bit my pt told me that my flexibility was putting strain on my joints or something similar and it was a small part of why I hurt so much. Still struggling to figure out the rest of why I hurt so much, but it was nice to find out at least one of the reasons. I just wish I could find out the rest but nobody will listen or help.

I can train cats

I can train my pretty green horse